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June 28, 2022

An announcement. I posted, yesterday on FB that I am taking the summer off from “Special Orders” and the “All Things Local Online Market” on FaceBook. This is because I am busy making for “Art in the Park” and am working on my first pattern book! Haha! Yup, I just dropped that little gem on you all! The book is coming along but I need time to finish writing the patterns, so I am making it. Very exciting! If you would like a special order made, I am keeping a list of making for when “Special Orders” start up again in the fall (September). Have a great summer, everyone! ❤️

All special orders on hold. Hope to see you at "art in the park" in Stirling on July 30th (10-4pm). And pattern book coming...yuppie!

June 25, 2022

Summer is here! The heat is on! With summer comes my one and only in person art show. I am busy making stuffies to fill my spot at “Art in the Park” in Stirling. This is happening on July 30 at “Farm Town Park” just behind the Stirling Arena. It is a lovely family friendly show with so many vendors and you also get to tour the park with your donation at the door. And it is such a quiet spot! Which is why I am out for the day. Come and meet this eccentric stuffie maker for yourself, with my awesome family helping me out! I take cash for this event. Here is the poster for more info…

Stirling art in the park. 10 am to 4pm. Admission by donation to Farmtown Park (also location of event). Family event. Ice cream!

May 26, 2022

A few months back, I started peppering my stuffie pictures on my Facebook page with “Pocket Philosophy”. I love the term! It means to boil down a truth to it’s most simplest form while keeping it as short as possible. A sentence or two. This is harder than it looks but is something I love to do. I have been sharing my own truths with my “followers” as making stuffies give’s a gal a lot of time to think. Feel free to follow me for pocket philosophy and cuteness, on Facebook (Rose Neumayer).

April 20, 2022

Been busy hooking (hehehee) and 10 new pictures have been uploaded to the “stuffie” page. From mods to fan art, I am so happy with them all! And of course, the promised mythical creature from last month’s blog had dropped. Drum roll, please…daaaadummmmm…it is a “Jackolope”. Legends of the Old American West tell tales of a horned rabbit that would sing along to campfire songs, keeping the lonely cowboys company. Here is a picture and you can find another picture of it “in the wild” under the “mythical creatures” section of the “Stuffies!” page. Enjoy!

Jackolope stuffie

March 29, 2022

Spring is sort of here. At least it is trying for a comeback. Much like me actually. After a full week of immobilizing arthritis pain in my left hand, I have motion again! I am so excited to get back to my hook. And I have big plans for an American fantasy creature. The pattern picture will drop here and on my FB, along with the name. If you are looking for Easter goodies, the Market on FB has all of my “Bunny Madness” up and ready as of last night. Happy Spring everyone!

Feb 22, 2022

For this months blog, I am doing some shameless self promotion. I did a pairing of my ACB with a tiny purple monkey for this months market (Feb 24-25) and it just looks so cute together that I am sharing it here! Enjoy! And here’s to next month and the end of all this snow! ❄️🤞

Picture of "What Cheek!" And a tiny monkey stuffie

Jan 14, 2022

Happy New Year! Some bad news and some awesome news. Let’s start with the bad news, I have had to up my prices a bit as materials have gone up. Now for the awesome news! I have partnered with Dizzy Goose here in Campbellford. This means my stuffies are in a shop again!! Yuppie! Happy dance time! Come in and see them for yourself and check out all the cool things in store 😃😁💃🏻

Picture of stuffies in at the dizzy goose. Tiger, fairy, robot, unicorn, etc.

Dec 27, 2021

This year is almost done! Thanks to all of you for your support! It means the world to me. Hope you had an awesome holiday time and all the best for 2022! 🥂⛄️😀

Nov 21, 2021

I love making stuffies! They make me happy and bring joy. I am very lucky to have my work so well received! People always say that they love them and wish they could crochet like me. This always makes me think of when I first started to teach myself crochet. So for this month’s blog, I am sharing that memory.

It is the Fall of 2008, I am in my local book store starting my Christmas making plans. I have 3 younger cousins that I adore and always make them something special for Christmas. This year is a bust, I have made them everything I know how to make (even a Gryffindor scarf that is longer than the boy was tall, another story). Sigh…what can I make them?

I look to my left and there on the end cap is my solution! A book called “Tiny Yarn Animals” by Tamie Snow. The lemur, koala, and lamb seem to look at me like “Ya, you can make us! It will be fun!” And suddenly I think that I can teach myself to crochet. After all, I can knit. Yes, with just this book, I can teach myself how to crochet stuffed animals!

If you talked to me during that first week, I was tossing it all out. Crochet was impossible! There is no way to knit with just one needle! Madness! Sheer madness! But I am stubborn. And the idea of giving up on homemade stuffies when the cousins and I all loved them, was not an option. 

The fix? How did it all come together? Well, after reading the instructions and looking at the pictures and making so many attempts! I just said “F*ck it!” and picked the easiest looking pattern and made it. Was it right? Did it look awesome? No! The octopus that I named “Octave” is a sad, pathetic, little lumpy thing. And I could not have loved her more! My blood, sweat, tears, and pure stubborn will made her. She is perfect to me.

Technically speaking, Octave is all wrong. I could not figure out how to “single crochet” so I ended up slip stitching the whole thing! This was before the days of wonderful people posting “how to” videos on YouTube. The poor little thing is much too small for the pattern. And lumpy. I improvised the “feet” as I could not get the pattern right. But that is what beginnings are. They are messy, imperfect, small little things. So I learned a lot. And not just about crochet.

Picture of Octave
Meet Octave

Oct 5, 2021

Two new things to report. The first is that I have opened up my facebook page to allow “following” for people who are interested in seeing what I make, on that platform. I post my special orders as they are done and when I am in the market. I use the short form of my name there (Rose Neumayer). Feel free to message me there with questions as well.

The second thing is that I came across a coloured and framed picture from my ACB (adult colouring book) “What Cheek!” This was done as a motivational gift and I just love it! Thank you Shannon!

Framed picture that reads "you bet i'm fucking fabulous!"

Sept 8, 2021

I have decided to put up a “Blog” for all my random bits of news and aimless ramblings. My first thought with this is “yuck” as blog sounds well, gross. It reminds me of vomit. But it does have a purpose. And it can not help that it sounds gross. My next thought was that I am not found of the busy layouts that are offered and often seen. So this will be a clean and simple thing. Just words on a page with the occasional picture.

I am a avid reader. My favourite author since I was a teen (and read my first Xanth novel) is Piers Anthony. He is the one responsible for warping my sense of humour. If you like my adult colouring book, you can thank him. Like wise if you don’t. I sent him a copy as thanks and he was kind enough to review it! I am posting the screenshot of his review below for your reading pleasure.

Piers Anthony's review of "What Cheek!" from SapTimber 2021 (September)

'The author sent me a copy of her coloring book What Cheek! by Rosemarie Neumayer. Website www.rosemarieneumayer.com. I understand that coloring books are big these days, and not just for children. This one is Adult, in the sense that the anonymous social powers that be require you to hide it from children, who are not supposed to have any idea that things like cussing, dirty words, excretion, or s*x exist, and whose innocence is supposed to be preserved, if possible, until they die of old age. I was never very good at following those strictures. 

This copy is inscribed “To Piers, Thanks for warping my sense of humour. Without you, this book wouldn't have been possible!” So if you are under the age of whatever, skip the rest of this paragraph, lest you be warped. Which makes me wonder about Warp Speed in Star Trek. What are they secretly doing out there in space? Children beware! 

The first coloring picture is of the head of a horse with a horn, saying “Bitch Please I'm a Unicorn.” The second is “Balls!” whose picture is of a candy ball vending machine, with the balls having a ball. The third is “Go Fly A Kite” with the kitist getting electrocuted by lightning traveling down the kite string. Well, he should have known better; just because Ben Franklin did it doesn't mean it's entirely safe. The fourth is “Who are you calling a F*cking Fairy Princess?” with a cute little winged girl. The fifth is “Money Talks and Bullsh*t Walks,” with small pictures of a five dollar bill saying “I'm not cheap!” and a walking turd being harassed by flies. And on, with “Grow a Pair,” “Limp Dick,” “Twat Waffle,” “I don't give a flying F*CK about it!” and my favorite, a cowgirl riding a little cloud in a storm, titled “Thunderc*nt” (my asterisks throughout this paragraph). 

So next time you get caught by a storm, you'll know where the thunder is coming from. Be wary of getting under it and looking up, you know, up-skirting, lest you get an electrifying eyeful. And on through more, concluding with a rocket being launched, “F*ck Off!” So if you have time on your hands and naughtiness on your mind, buy this book and get cracking. I mean, coloring. It will drive the ASP (Anonymous Social Powers) nuts. They might even shrink a pair.'
From: http://www.hipiers.com/ and his SapTimber news letter for 2021. If you want a copy of “What Cheek! by Rosemarie Neumayer” pop over to the shop page for the link to Amazon. Don’t have an Amazon account? No worries! I have a few for sale, email me at rdneumayer@yahoo.ca.
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